Hey!

Do you guys want to hear something funny? Very funny? I was having lunch today – no, that’s not the funny part – at this pizza place – stop laughing; I haven’t gotten to the funny part yet – and FOX “News” was on the TV. Okay, it’s funny that they call it news, but that’s not what I’m getting at. Here’s the story: There was a story about some people who drowned because of a rip tide, and do you know what that story was titled?

Can you guess?

R.I.P. Tide.

Because they died because of the rip tide!

Isn’t that hilarious?! Rest in Peace. Funny stuff.

Sheesh!