Old coat hangers that came w/ the house: “Hotel Nicollet: Neil R. Messick, General Manager – Minneapolis, Minn.” I’ll google that dude later, but can you imagine? “Oh snap, Neil quit! Go gather up all the outdated coathangers – quickly!!”
Took two days off last week. JUST enough time for my coworkers to fill all my coffee mugs with JELL-O! That’s actually pretty damn creative, and I laughed. What a bunch of JERKS!! Haha.