7YO: “Dad, I have a really great question: What do kangaroos eat?”
\n10YO: “I think grass and weeds.”
\nDAD (Me): “Maybe zebras?”
\n4YO: “NNNOOOO! They eat grass and weeds because they can’t defeat anybody. They’re just kangaroos.”<\/p>\n
(Obviously, it’s time to relay some research to my 4YO about kangaroos boxing. Good teaching moment.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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