{"id":6574,"date":"2012-10-12T13:55:43","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T13:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/my-7yo-walking-to-school-this-am-im-really\/"},"modified":"2012-10-12T13:55:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T13:55:43","slug":"my-7yo-walking-to-school-this-am-im-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/my-7yo-walking-to-school-this-am-im-really\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 7YO, walking to school this a.m.: &#8220;I&#8217;m really cold.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Those thin nylon athletic pants don&#8217;t cut it when it&#8217;s 35 degrees. You need some denim jeans.&#8221;<br \/>\n7YO: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like wearing jeans. I can&#8217;t do the splits in those.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Well. 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