{"id":13169,"date":"2008-08-12T12:26:13","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T12:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/somehow-i-foresee-my-oldest-son-sitting-down-at\/"},"modified":"2021-07-21T16:49:16","modified_gmt":"2021-07-21T16:49:16","slug":"somehow-i-foresee-my-oldest-son-sitting-down-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/somehow-i-foresee-my-oldest-son-sitting-down-at\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-13169 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/somehow-i-foresee-my-oldest-son-sitting-down-at\/attachment\/13170\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/EGdtnRR8icjavp6kmFAlXv1W_400.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/EGdtnRR8icjavp6kmFAlXv1W_400.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/EGdtnRR8icjavp6kmFAlXv1W_400.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Somehow, I foresee my oldest son sitting down at the dinner table with this tee on wearing a straight face. Not the pants, tho. Nope. He would not touch those pants.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/mediation.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mediation<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, I foresee my oldest son sitting down at the dinner table with this tee on wearing a straight face. Not the pants, tho. Nope. He would not touch those pants. 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