{"id":12375,"date":"2009-05-24T02:11:48","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T02:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/ericmortensen-apsies-1015-the-real-mr\/"},"modified":"2021-07-21T16:00:14","modified_gmt":"2021-07-21T16:00:14","slug":"ericmortensen-apsies-1015-the-real-mr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/ericmortensen-apsies-1015-the-real-mr\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-12375 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/ericmortensen-apsies-1015-the-real-mr\/attachment\/12376\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/SVd9jbDLtnu6z9nuCzfhIV0io1_400.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/SVd9jbDLtnu6z9nuCzfhIV0io1_400.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/SVd9jbDLtnu6z9nuCzfhIV0io1_400.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.worshiptheglitch.com\/post\/112035299\/apsies-1015-the-real-mr-obama-baffles-other\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ericmortensen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/apsies.tumblr.com\/post\/112032885\/1015-the-real-mr-obama-baffles-other-comedians\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">apsies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1015.tumblr.com\/post\/111983951\/the-real-mr-obama-baffles-other-comedians-david\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">1015<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe real Mr Obama baffles other comedians. David Letterman, a talk-show host, describes him as \u201ccogent, eloquent, and in complete command of the issues\u201d and sighs: \u201cWhat the hell am I supposed to do with that?\u201d The new president is \u201cnot fat, not cheating on his wife, not stupid, not angry and not a phoney\u201d, complains Bill Maher, another small-screen joker. Chris Rock, a stand-up comic, likens Mr Obama to Brad Pitt. \u201cThere\u2019s no Brad Pitt jokes,\u201d he told CNN. \u201cYou know, what are you going to say? \u2018Ooh, you used to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. Now you have sex with Angelina Jolie. You\u2019re such a loser\u2019.\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.economist.com\/world\/unitedstates\/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13692860\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lexington: Read it and weep | The Economist<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Chris Rock kinda rocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ericmortensen: apsies: 1015: \u201cThe real Mr Obama baffles other comedians. David Letterman, a talk-show host, describes him as \u201ccogent, eloquent, and in complete command of the issues\u201d and sighs: \u201cWhat the hell am I supposed to do with that?\u201d The new president is \u201cnot fat, not cheating on his wife, not stupid, not angry and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12377,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375\/revisions\/12377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mugshotmonday.com\/site2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}